Parmesian, You're On

Dear Intestines,

I really hate how you detest the cheeses! Parmesan is one of the best... not best smelling but amazing nonetheless.

I have deduced that when I eat Parmesan my intestines like to play Elevator and make me feel as though my intestines are about to hit the floor.

Although this is obviously a nuisance and inconvenience to my comfort there is no way I will be giving it up! For goodness-sake, I used to cut large chunks of Costco cheese to eat after school.

I'm also sensitive to vegetable and fruit skins. Hmmmm. I'm still eating all this stuff anyways, so I still win :) sort of.

Love,
Ashpie

Lay Out

Sounds my intestines makes:

Whale - literally sounds like a whale making a song

Elevator - it feels like a jerky elevator in my intestines w/ sounds in accordance w/ each motion

Gargle Monster - lots of gargling that lasts for way too long and I usually push on hoping to stifle the sounds.... fail...