Dear Intestines,
I really hate how you detest the cheeses! Parmesan is one of the best... not best smelling but amazing nonetheless.
I have deduced that when I eat Parmesan my intestines like to play Elevator and make me feel as though my intestines are about to hit the floor.
Although this is obviously a nuisance and inconvenience to my comfort there is no way I will be giving it up! For goodness-sake, I used to cut large chunks of Costco cheese to eat after school.
I'm also sensitive to vegetable and fruit skins. Hmmmm. I'm still eating all this stuff anyways, so I still win :) sort of.
Love,
Ashpie
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