Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dear Arch Nemesis

So today was not so bad.

Can it be that all I really need to do is eat practically nothing to satisfy your pickiness?

I ate an apple pie-esque granola bar for pre-breakfast.
Then a Veggie Pizza for late brunch.
When I arrived back in the land of Sookites I then had me some pastrami w/ cracker and cream cheese.
And Truffles nom nom nom.

To my surprise I have not heard any death threats from you... however you're always one for the more dramatic entrances into silent situations.

Tomorrow is a new day and I am prepared for any retaliations from your side.

If you must please refrain from using your whale sounds and elevator sounds keep it at a soundless squeak, please and thank you.

Your Darling,

Ash-Pie

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